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Inebriated investigative reporters have discovered that German leader and Dictator Adolph Hitler was actually a woman pretending to be a man and on occasions a human being. Secret tests on the burned out bunker where Hitler met "her" fate have found high levels of estrogen present and indicate that Eva Braun and Adolph Hitler were both women. Nazi historians say the new revelation “blows the lid off” of history and that now documents stating Hitler went berserk after being jilted by a Jewish tailor named Izzy begin to make more sense, a report on Inebriated Press on November 12th, 2007.
Yesterday a history changing discovery was made by American Scientists at the University of Connecticut indicating that a skull fragment thought to come from Adolf Hitler is in fact that of an unidentified woman, that has resurrected questions about the Nazi leader's death.
"The bone seemed very thin - male bone tends to be more robust. It corresponds to a woman between the ages of 20 and 40," Dr Bellantoni said.
The discovery casts doubt on the exact circumstances of Hitler’s death and could force history books to be rewritten.
Original accounts of Hitler’s death said he shot himself in the head in a bunker after taking a cyanide tablet on April 30, 1945 as the Russian army attacked Berlin.
His remains, along with those of his wife Eva Braun, were taken from the bunker, doused in petrol and set ablaze.
A year later, skull fragments were dug up by Russian forces which seemed to confirm Hitler had shot himself in the bunker.
In 1970, the KGB cremated Hitler’s remains except for the skull fragment.
A year later, skull fragments were dug up by Russian forces which seemed to confirm Hitler had shot himself in the bunker.
In 1970, the KGB cremated Hitler’s remains except for the skull fragment.
Dr Bellantoni was skeptical about the theory the skull fragments belong to Eva Braun, who was with Hitler in the bunker where he supposedly died.
"There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot afterwards. It could be anyone. Many people were killed around the bunker area," he said.
"There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot afterwards. It could be anyone. Many people were killed around the bunker area," he said.
In addition to the skull, Soviet troops said they exhumed Hitler's jawbone and that the bone's identity was confirmed through his dental assistants.
Archeologist and bone specialist Nick Bellantoni says he immediately suspected the bone belonged to a woman because of its structure.
His partner on the project, Professor Linda Strausbaugh, director of the university's applied genetics center, agreed to test for DNA if a good sample could be found.
"The skull had been stored at room temperature which had also damaged the DNA. However, the inside of the fragment was not burned and the amounts we had were well within the range that you would expect to get DNA samples from," she said.
The result was stunning.
"What the DNA told us is that it was female," Strausbaugh said.
"What the DNA told us is that it was female," Strausbaugh said.
The revelation is featured in a new documentary airing on the History Channel called "Hitler's Escape," which revisits the idea that Hitler may have escaped from Berlin.
But Strausbaugh says her testing proves nothing about Hitler's fate only that the skull purported to be his belonged to someone else.
This rises questions over, "Hitler was a women or a man?", could one of the greatest Commander in Chief and dictator like no other is a women? or USSR Forces just picked up an wrong skull from the bunker?, we might never know whats truth as the conspiracy grows over Hitler's fate.
